It's time to Get Good
The first step is admittance..
You might have spent years fooling yourself that you're ok but face it, you're here right now because you and the people who sent you here all know deep down the dark truth that you're just truly no fucking good.
Get Good School is here for you and let us tell you, the lessons are abundant.
Accredited
GGS is a non-profit and fully accredited institution of higher learning. GGS degrees are notorius for making your resume stand out amoung the rest.
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Unforgiving Classes
Getting Good isn't easy and any of our graduates can tell you that it takes more than your 5lb pink weight set to get there. GGS has spent decades devising our EPABD (Emotionally and Physically Abusive Beat Down) you need to Get Good.
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Top Tier Faculty
Remember the last game you played where you layed sprawled out on the ground receiving a healthy dose of arabian goggles? Yes? Then you probably met one of the GGS faculty members.
Diverse Subjects
Get your GGS degree in any subject you can think of. From video games to extreme sports, once you Get Good - everything is easy.
It was almost like doing it but
you missed them all.
It's not a good day unless you bleed.
WHY YOU'RE HERE
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The past, present, and future
GSS ALUMNI
See our current alumni, elite level graduates, and the lengthy list of weaklings who got shit on trying to keep up.
Maintain course toward your less than mediocre future or...
COMMIT TO GETTING GOOD
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No payment required
Come join the GGS Dean or any other faculty member for a free face-first sampling of exactly what a GGS degree feels like from the receiving end
- No commitment
- Available at any time
- *In the state of California, this package is known to cause yours to shrink
GGS Degree Program
Get serious and Get Good
Tired of needing help with your daily diaper change while you watch other people have fun? How about you dish that shit out with a GGS degree
- Your name added to the alumni list along side the GSS elites
- Diploma upon successful completion of class
- Unlimited access to our resident mental health therapist
- *Graduation not guaranteed*
Become a Sponsor
You're already
So you've already found yourself standing on the pinnacle of perfection? Donate today so we can help train more competition for you.
- Your name added to the prestigious sponsor list
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